Me: the twinkle twinkle..

Friend: Little star! how i w...

Me: SOMGYEODO TWINKLE EOJJEONAAAAAAAAAAA

Friend: the fuck

Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.

Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.

EXO Member: *Blinks*

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